Fathers tell you not to make excuses. Well, sorry dad, but we’re going to make an excuse. We fully underestimated the time it takes to watch college basketball and completely critique each and every player in the nation not named Kendall Marshall, because as everybody knows, he’s perfect. So, in the great tradition of being lazy, we actually have nothing noteworthy right now. Oh, other than the fact that the Big 10 is terrible as a football conference. But, we’re coming back at you this week with a couple of zingers that will include the reasons why PJ Hairston can stand up to any natural disaster on earth, including Hurricane Ditka. Also, we’ll detail the reasons why anything less than an NBA title for Carolina this season will be a disappointment.
Again, we’re sorry for the time off, but being a wannabe ESPN college basketball analyst is very time consuming. And also not profitable, though we still don’t get why Doug Gottlieb gets paid. He must still have some of those leftover credit cards from Notre Dame.
Anyone caught wearing a fedora was grouped into the same category as the person that listens to an ipod in the grocery store, and that’s pretty low. Honestly, how can you pay any attention to what is going on around you when you’re rocking out to REO Speedwagon in the produce section, and we need grapes? Ridiculous. 
Sorry for the hiatus. What with Black Friday practice, eating 4-6 full meals a day to prepare for Thanksgiving dinner, and roughly 65 basketball games per day, our time has been a little full. But, in the beautiful giving tradition that began with the taking of land, we’re going to give you a full re-cap of the past few weeks in Carolina sports. 
After the yearly ritual of losing to NC State in football, we decided to shrug our shoulders, blame it on coaching, and move on. But, just as we were about to call it a night, we got a strange phone call from David Letterman. He was even nice enough to give the CWC an exclusive Top 10 list on things worse than losing to NC State in football. 
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