Random Thoughts from the Dean Dome

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Published on: January 31, 2007

“So far this season they’ve combined to average 34.2 points, 17.3 rebounds, and 5.8 blocks a game. They’re not only the most potent frontline freshman tandem in the country, but one of the most potent frontline tandems period.” – These are the words that would be written about Alex and Deon if Tyler and Brandan had never been born.

 

In the words of friend-of-the-site Dan, the irony of beating Miami like a red-headed step child is that, thanks to Jimmy Graham, they have an honest-to-goodness red-headed step child on their team. Word on the street is that Frank Haith is recruiting a rented mule so that we can use a similar analogy next season.

 

There was a guy at the Dean Dome for Wednesday night’s game that looked strikingly similar to the “man behind the curtain” from the Wizard of Oz. He had pretty good seats, so he probably comes often. Look for him sometime.

 

Bobby Frasor is nifty. That’s the only way to describe him, really.

 

Because Wayne Ellington is such a swell three-point shooter, it almost takes you by surprise when he does anything other than shoot from outside. But the dude can do some pretty freakishly athletic stuff.

 

Look, we’re glad that the Carolina band has the exclusive rights to play the songs Sweet Caroline, Paint it Black, and Take on Me. It’s just a shame that the requirement for retaining those exclusive rights is that they have to play each song at least twice every game.

 

“QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

 

If Tyler is going to continue to display a consistent jump shot, that’s clearly an unfair advantage that shouldn’t be allowed. In order to account for his perfection of almost every facet of the game, the NCAA should make a rule stating that Tyler only gets one point for all field goals taken outside of ten feet, and half a point for everything taken inside ten. This would create a dramatic decrease in the number of opposing coaches ejected during the course of a game.

 

Reyshawn Terry gets it. He’s now officially the next in a long line of solid Carolina seniors.

 

Dewey Burke, Surry Wood, Wes Miller, and Bobby Frasor. When was the last time Roy put four white boys on the court at the same time?

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